How to write about Nerds

How to Write about Nerds

            First of all, if you don’t mention RPG’s like DnD, and RTSG’s like Warhammer, you are doing it wrong. All nerds play both those things and more. You probably don’t know what those mean. And there are hundreds more. Not to mentions the new computer games that have come out. Most nerds have played mass effect, fallout, and elder scrolls for 1000 hours each.

 The only way you can mention the word “girlfriend” is with a not in front of it. The same goes for the word “shower.” Thus all nerds smell like sweat and cheeseballs. All nerds also lack athletic capability. The only class they fail is gym.

Nerds are pasty because the spend fourty hours in there basement, and eight in school.  ALL NERDS ARE VIRGINS. Additionally the nerd community has bad allergies and acne. They are often sick and seldom attractive. They never break a rule or argue.

            All nerds are exceedingly smart. Nerds tend to have straight A’s. They will only have two or three friends. All of these friends have to be nerds as well. IN the halls of school, the nerd is a common target. To mention him as anything else is wrong. The wardrobe of a nerd is limited. Plaid overalls, ankle socks, white T-shirt with pens in the pocket, and horn-rimmed glasses are required. They are prone to wedges, swirlies, and purple nurples. If you don’t know what those are, you have lived a good life.

            No discussion about nerds is complete without mentioning the references. All nerds reference a wide range of things, from movies to comic books that you have not heard of. Their favorite series is either Star Wars or Star Trek. And they spend hour’s arguing about it. A nerds will spend all his money on comics, games, books, and the products of superhero movies.